* HELLO THERE.

[✤AKIRA HORO]

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Oh hello thar. 8U this is the person with the 149 IQ, June, here. What months come after and before June? MAY AND JULY, DUMBASS. B[ I play Akira Horo, the sexy hunk of Kawazu and the informant of the family, but he's also a bartender! O: I love mudkipz and I know you too, but I'm in middle school; shocking, yes!??!!?!?!? Me and Sae are best friends (I said so), and Nat has first dibs on my character (She said so), and I love Alfalfa (I said so). I'm american philippino, and that makes me asian! GASP. Oh no, a secret ninja has come to the chatbox to secretly slip poison into your drinks! Anywho.. I watch anime and draw of course, including that I read, so yeah. I lost the game. There we go.

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[pudding !]

hi june, i'm allie. :]
i have a -2 IQ, and i'm not named after a month. i play the kawazu head, izanami. a whorehouse owner in the south east, mika. a mentally unstable chick from there too. and hey, i'll chuck in the orange haired baker in the north west too. i'm australian. i'm in grade eleven. i have blue eyes, and dyed black hair. but you know the most important thing to know about me? i've had dibs on nat and kari for a while now. and kari is my facebook wife. and nat is going to eventually be my second wife. so don't try anything kthnx B|

but hey! getting away from the territorial bitch moment there, welcome to the site, and thanks for joining. you ever need graphics or shit? hit me up. you want a laugh? listen to me bitch about samantha wilson. you want to love alfalfa? say hello to my teeth. you want a friend? i'll be your friend :'D

[SAEDRYKE MURRITE]

Hey there, best buddy. ...I guess I'll go with being called Sae here XD;

I'm a 17-yr-old college student signed up for IT and Criminal Justice. ...one day, I'm going to be a hacker who gets paid to hack. |D~
a red-haired guy named Alex...mostly German and Irish with some thick Russian and English backing.

I'm mostly a big game junkie, with a...lesser addiction to trading card games. ...I spend more on cards than I do on games D: it's a weakness.

ANYWAY, hai.

[alfalfa !]

is already a hacker but doesnt get paid
jush kidding ! but noooot really *coughowningnarutositescough*
anyways, welcome to UD ! we're glad to have you here bby.
ever need sex? some help? just call me uuup.

[✤AKIRA HORO]

I always need sex. [shot.]

[alfalfa !]

thats just sick mang, just sick 8}

[FUKUSHIMA KOHAKU]

*stands up* um i'm nate and i'm addicted to fail. as you already know (and if you don't, how lucky you are), i'm a master of self-deprecating and off-color jokes, only which half of are actually funny. i currently reside in the charmingly urban city of philadelphia and i'm 19 years old (so...old...hair...graying) and an aspiring gaming journalist. yeah, you heard me, i wanna make a life outta writing about how much i like games. yay for pipe dreams! my interests include teasing/flirting with Missy, bondage, heavy metal, lady gaga( yeah fuck you too) ,cooking shows and searching for albino porn.

hope that you guys can stomach my presence and can't wait to rp! i'm awaiting many seedy adventures involving guns, drugs and strippers!

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[alfalfa !]

ohai thar nate (;

[sumusu KAWAZU]

PINOY PRIDE! ( half pinay half polish hurrr )
saywhut o3o

lets be friends
-makes kawazu susumu~ steals your girlfriends BUWAHAH ```